28 Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock Knock jokes are classics. No matter what age you are, you’ll always enjoy a funny knock knock joke. So, if you’re looking to impress your kids, your friends, or your coworkers, check out some of our favorite knock knock jokes below.

These are Some Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Cow says.

    Cow says who?

    No, a cow says mooooo!

  2. Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Etch.

    Etch who?

    Bless you, friend.

  3.  Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Mustache.

    Mustache who?

    I mustache you a question, but I’ll shave it for later.

  4.  Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Ya.

    Ya who?

    Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!

  5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe! Canoe who? Canoe come out and play with me today?
  6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Figs. Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
  7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate! Interrup… ARRRRRRRRRR!
  8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
  9. You: I know the best knock knock joke ever but you have to start.Friend: Ok – knock knock!

    You: Who’s there?

    Friend: Errmm….

 

More Funny Knock Knock Jokes Below

  1. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wurlitzer.
    Wurlitzer who?
    Wurlitzer one for the money, two for the show…
  2. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard I know?
  3. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Wanda.
    Wanda who?
    Wanda hang out with me right now?
  4. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Alpaca.
    Alpaca who?
    Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
  5. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Ho-ho.
    Ho-ho who?
    You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
  6. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Atish.
    Atish who?
    Bless you!
  7. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sherlock.
    Sherlock who?
    Sherlock your door shut tight.
  8. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Amish.  Amish who?  Really?  You don’t look like a shoe!
  9. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Cash.  Cash who?  No thanks, but I’ll take a peanut if you have one!
  10. Knock, knock.  Who’s there?  Dishes.  Dishes who?  Dishes the police!  Open up!
  11. Knock Knock!

    Who’s There?

    Little boy blue.

    Little boy blue who?

    Michael Jackson!

  12. Knock Knock!

    Who’s there?

    Ivan.

    Ivan who?

    Ivan to do something naughty with you!

  13. Knock knock!Who’s there?
    Ketchup.
    Ketchup who?
    Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
  14. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    H.
    H who?
    Bless you!
  15. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Robin.
    Robin who?
    Robin you! Hand over your cash!
  16. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Aww, don’t cry – it’s just a joke.
  17. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Orange.
    Orange who?
    Orange you going to let me in?
  18. Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    Oswald.
    Oswald who?
    Oswald my bubble gum!
  19. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Viper.
    Viper who?
    Viper nose, it’s running!

 

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