Look, we live in an incredibly politically correct world nowadays. And that’s totally fine, like 75% of the time. But there’s nothing wrong with having a little fun every once in a while. These are some of our favorite racist jokes. And don’t worry, we chose all races so it doesn’t seem like we’re picking on anyone in particular.
Here are our favorite funny racist jokes
- Tyrone’s first day in the first grade he came home crying. When his mother asked why, he replied, “The teacher told us to say our ABC’s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to the letter E. Why is that? His mom said, “Because you black and they white.” The next day Tyrone was crying again. “What’s wrong today, Tyrone?” his mother asked. Tyrone said, “Teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get up to 10. Why is that?” The mom answered, “Because you black and they white.” The third day he came home smiling. “What happened today, Tyrone?” asked his mom. “We went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all, because I’m black and they white, right mama?” She said, “No, Tyrone, it’s because you 17 and they 6.”
- A friend of mine got in trouble for punching an african-american woman. In his defense, he was told to go to Home Depot and get a black and decker.
- Why do Jewish people love air? Because it’s free.
- Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?
A: Because two Wongs don’t make a white.
- What do you call a Spanish guy with a rubber toe? Roberto.
- I’m black in complexion, not dark in color.
- What is the name of an Asian pilot who died in a plane crash? Sum Ting Wong.
- Going to attempt a Mexican joke. Hope it’s a good Juan!
- What’s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins “Once upon a time …” A southern fairytale begins “Y’all ain’t gonna believe this shit …”
More Funny Racist Jokes Below
- What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.
- How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood? The Blacks get car insurance.
- What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.
- Father’s day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.
- Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
- What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? Jail break.
- Sure, white people can’t say the “N word” but at least we can say phrases like, “Thanks for the warning, Officer” and, “Hey, Dad.”
- Hey, I’m not saying Hitler was a great guy, but he really saved the Histoy channel.
- A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. It’s called Nacho Mama.
- I’m not racist, my shadow is black.
- New hangout for white racist… is in a box of crackers.